shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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