you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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