I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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