It's like God shit irony all over that family
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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