Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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