I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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