i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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