do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
