We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just had sex on a roof
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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