I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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