it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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