wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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