I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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