I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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