If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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