I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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