Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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