A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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