i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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