You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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