Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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