Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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