is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
honey bunches of taint.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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