No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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