are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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