I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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