So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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