best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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