i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
handjob tips. give me some.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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