My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
zippers are such a cool invention
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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