How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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