I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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