"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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