your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
that is very illegal...i love you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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