your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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