guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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