Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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