he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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