After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
