K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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