your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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