So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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