"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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