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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i out mim tonsoeep
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