i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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