I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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