that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
All the doctor said was why
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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