i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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