So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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