I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Randomize
