I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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