The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
