Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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