I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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