brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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