She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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